Depends on whats legal in your state I guess.

"I don't need to be pretty! I'm not looking for a husband because I AM the husband!"

Submitted by: Randy, server, Utah, USA

There's also a Louis Vuitton in Hanoi...

"Like, famous people live in Nashville! They have a Louis Vuitton store there!"

Submitted by: Gary, bartender, Tennessee, USA

Maybe they should?

"It's not like anyone wants to give me an award for using birth control! I hate baby showers."

Submitted by: Janet, server, USA

Try not to be too obvious now...

"I just wish we could, you know, go away for the Holidays."

"I know baby, but my wife is pregnant, I don't think she would appreciate it."

Submitted by: Suu, Server, Rhode Island, USA